My Unassailable Cowardice

Okay, you go ahead and give me one good reason why I shouldn't try and ascend this Tourist.  Go ahead.  Nope.  Sorry.  I'm still too scared.

Here we see that my stat line is pretty darn good.

I've got quite the ascension kit going on...

and a fair assortment of wands to fall back on.

...and I even have a magic lamp waiting for me.

And yet I am still too scared to climb above level 1 and brave the elemental planes. Sigh.